Ummm...

Chocolate is better than s3x becoz..
1. You don't have to fake it
2. Foreplay isn't needed, get straight to action
3. It doesn't make you sleep in the wet patch
4. It can't get you pregnant
5. Chocolate satisfies even when gone soft
6. You can have it anytime of the month, don't need family planning calendar.
7. You can have it anytime, anywhere, anyplace
8. It comes in different flavors
9. Good chocolate is easy to find
10. You can return to it if you want more
11. You are never to tired to have it
12. There's no mess
13. Because size doesn't matter, it always good
14. Commitment doesn't scare off chocolate
15. You can have a chocolate in front of your mother

hwehehe..sy emang lagi isyeng.... jd gapapa kan nulis kayak gituan.... ^_^v